Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I Think I'm Turning Japanese

I really think so.

I've decided to start planning my trip to Japan. Ideally I'd like to do something like Tom Cruise's character on The Last Samurai. Since the movie was called The Last Samurai, I'm thinking there's probably nothing like that left. But maybe there's a nice little village somewhere in Japan where I could go and relax and just get to know the people. I'm going to start learning Japanese and preparing for my trip. If anyone knows of a village I should visit, let me know.

Another reason for going to Japan is finding the perfect woman. Some say she doesn't exist, but perhaps the problem is nobody knows what to look for. After combining the work of a lifetime in standards, ideas and concepts of the perfect woman, I've narrowed it down to the following description:

"A thin, virgin Japanese girl with green eyes and a sense of humor. Intellect and small boobs required. Magical abilities preferred. "

Keep your eyes out for her.

By the way, nobody's posting comments on the picture contest. This one is good! Go participate now. (It's not like any of you have anything better to do.)

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