I procrastinate, but I procrastinate well.

Yes, it's true. I'm a procrastinator. I waited until the last minute every day of my life. But it got my through school and on my way to college, so I'm not complaining. It was rumored I would come and shoot up the school, but of course I didn't. But could that mean I'd do it at my 20th class reunion*? I'm a procrastinator after all.


*No, I won't shoot anyone.