I want an Oscar

If only they had a category for best crush on Natalie Portman.

I've decided this year I've got to become famous. How else can I meet Natalie? I've been wanting to get into the movie industry for a while now, so I'll try to figure out how to do that before this year's over.

Let me know if you've got any advice. I think my plan will be to finish writing something, and find an agent to get that published or made into a movie. At the same time, I'll give acting a shot. Other than Natalie Portman, an Oscar would be a neat thing to have.